It's a slippery slope . . .

First, you buy the High School Musical 3 soundtrack . . .

. . . next thing you know, you've downloaded a Pussycat Dolls song to your iPod.

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As you housesit for manically-destructive puppies, you diligently keep everything above their reach . . .

. . . until you get distracted reading a Vince Flynn novel in the bathtub only to find out that the scallawag dog is chewing on your FAVORITE DANSKOS not five feet away.

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You say yes to several housesitting jobs, responsibly checking that the dates don't conflict . . .

. . . and then each date shifts a little without you realizing, and you're stuck triple-housesitting for the weekend, thus dividing up the hours between midnight and 8 a.m. into equal increments of sleep, petting animals and driving from one house to the other to the other. (Thank goodness this weekend is Daylight Savings--one extra hour, maybe just for me!)

I am an embarrassment to my entire generation

-I confess to purchasing the soundtrack to High School Musical 3.
-I further confess to purchasing the soundtrack to High School Musical 3 FOR MYSELF.
-I further further confess to purchasing the soundtrack to High School Musical 3 for myself UNDER FALSE PRETENSES.

I told the smirking Costco employee that I took my nieces to the movie this past weekend (true) and that they were wishing they had the music (also true), but left out that I would be keeping the CD for my own pleasure. In fact, if I really just wanted to make sure they got it, I could have just suggested the purchase to their parents, or even challenged them to some character-building spending of their own money.

Sigh.

Good tunes, though.

P.S. What generation are we? Does anyone know?